Cakes & Shit

Because not all cakes are sweet.

F#ck average cakes and shit

We make custom dessert creations that would make Cardi B blush… just kidding, that woman has zero shame and we respect her for it.

Our cakes are delicious, decadent and downright sassy.

Whether you want to quit your job with flair, tell your gal pal she’s the baddest bitch at her next birthday, or let your boyfy know what he’s in for on your anniversary – we can make a cake, cupcake, or cookie for it.

Custom build your entire order online, or drop by for a slice (or six) of cake at our Fortitude Valley store in Bakery Lane.


We run workshops every Friday and Saturday night where you can (kind of) learn to bake. But with alcohol.
Check out our Booze & Buttercream workshops.